Tai Chi is only hypnotic and/or beautiful if the practitioner is dressed like a douchebag.

Heathcliff is now larger than most suburban outdoor garbage cans.

Don't eat at Diner.

Rich Uncle Pennybags has moved up in the world: From department store Santa to circuit court judge in a little more than a year. Hope and Change have come at last to Heathclifflandia.

I am digging the hell out of these colored strips. Everybody has such poor taste in clothes. Some members of the jury look like Pigpen's parents. Heathcliff looks super stoned. Old Glory looks like a dreamcatcher. The whole thing is just perfect.

Now that we're wasting color on the daily strips, it's become clear as to how hilariously awful Iggy Nutmeg's shoes are. It also looks 100% more like Mrs. Nutmeg is a double amputee. Strip lolsiness has just increased tenfold.