Strips like this are the reason I stopped updating every day. Mouthless torso-people, shining cats, sexually suggestive hand gestures, a garbage can full of excrement, a garbage can full of semen, a cat whose feet have been replaced by garbage cans full of excrement and semen, and a punchline that doesn't fucking notice that Heathcliff isn't looking down at his Super Saiyan girlfriend. Maybe the fat fuck caught wind of a fried chicken.

To Serve Man wasn't available at the library.

Look at the houses in the background and marvel at the use of color in today's fast and furious world of daily newspaper comicing. Three houses in three distinct flavors, ignoring the Law of Neighborhood Singularity, whereby all houses look alike, and the Law of Coloring in the Fucking Lines, whereby professional colorists stop coloring at the line, no matter how jagged, awful, and unclean said line is.

Also, the joke sucks, and Heathcliff's hand is missing.

A young father uses the plight of a tomcat to turn his son off of women for the rest of his life. How adorable.

I guess New Yankees Stadium stands for all the corruption and evil in the world of sport. Old Yankees Stadium is as traditional as a tall glass of cool lemonade, sold to you for five cents by some fat kid who isn't as talented as his cat.

Mr. Nutmeg's neighbor can't believe that Heathcliff's pillow is able to defy the laws of gravity.

OR

Mr. Nutmeg's neighbor is stunned that such a flimsy looking kickstand can support Heathcliff's weight.

OR

Mr. Nutmeg's neighbor is inclined to racist thoughts and can't believe that Mr. Nutmeg isn't the proprietor of a Chinese restaurant.

90% of Yogi Berraisms are quoted half correctly.

Heathcliff was going to do steroids to jack up his numbers, but he signed a contract with the New York Yankees, and the ink in those pens is as magic as Wonder Woman's lasso. He's not there to ask for confession though: Just to beat the priest and call it roid rage.

This is shockingly true. Not shockingly true? The revelation that Mr. Nutmeg is a drunk.