Thursday, February 21, 2008


Heathcliff's Owner-Man killed the scorekeeper.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008



One shouldn't make pizza dough with Red Bull.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008



Uhh...uhh...uhh...

Can't...speak.

Monday, February 18, 2008



You have to give Spike credit for defending against a Satanic point guard. Heathcliff's even speaking in tongues.

Sunday, February 17, 2008



Heathcliff has been gassed by the Joker, resulting in his insanity and ability to split in two.

Saturday, February 16, 2008



A bunch of cats are looking to beat the shit out of a guy who smokes. They find one. A loser mistakes them for a fan club. Tomorrow, 3 pm, under the garbage can on top of the trash heap. Be there.

Friday, February 15, 2008


Heathcliff is still trying to impress that chick, this time with his gangsta' trough.