Yoga is a modern trend practiced only by those who wish to be annoying. Face sitters are annoying. Therefore, face sitters practice yoga.

Heathcliff has a flute that only naked rats can hear.

According to Mr. Nutmeg, watching Heathcliff lick himself and walk around with sparklers is about as good a time as watching The Who, Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, Prince, The Rolling Stones, or Janet Jackson's nipple on TV. Considering that his TV looks like it's carved from a hunk of slate, he may have a point.

There is no secret password: Heathcliff takes perverse pleasure in forcing section eight rats from their homes.

Ichabod Crane They Ain't...

Something is missing, methinks...







Oh yeah, that's right: A general sense of headlessnes.

And fire. Headless Huskie's Jack o' Lantern head had better be flaming, or it'd best go home.

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Heathcliff's new neighbors' definition of "best costumes" is a loose one, obviously.

So many bodily appendages missing. So many 1930's prisoners wondering where their uniforms went. So many clones being pumped out by the FBI who are prone to doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. So much pain.