Saturday, April 12, 2008

Heathcliff buried an umpire under home plate.


Anonymous said...

Paul! Bro!

You're an obese loser at 20!

Gotta get real, man. It ain't healthy. Have you checked your triglycerides, cholesterol and blood glucose lately?

Bro. Please. You're makin' America look bad.

Phwat ain't good!

Paul A. Rodgers said...

It's true, Anon, my life is a shambles, all due to my intake of triglycerides and whatnot. I would have never realized it without you. You are my hero. My guiding light. My shining star. My everything.