Heathcliff believes that the umpire isn't properly calling balls and strikes and thus takes it upon himself to wash the fellow's eyes out with Clear Eyes. In a funny twist, it turns out that being sprayed full bore in the eyes with any sort of liquid will blur one's vision. Such action usually isn't condoned on the diamond, even if such a proposed solution were to work, so Heathcliff's action, noble in intention though they may be, will likely see him ejected from the game. Amidst all this, a portly, bean-shaped man quips to his teammate about the irony of the situation the umpire finds himself in.

Quite pleasant.