If you chopped Heathcliff's head off, it'd look lovely as marshmallow garnish.

Mr. Nutmeg is upset because he isn't treated like the wife of a skywriter.

Heathcliff actually looks badass here, and as long as the joke is that the welcome mat was placed before Heathcliff by those mice in an effort to kill that other mouse, we've hit Heathcliff paydirt for maybe the third time ever.

Mr. Nutmeg is trying to kill Heathcliff via the exhaust port on his laptop. It appears to be working.

Heathcliff successfully mocked the man indoors for being fat.

"Don't go in the water."

Jughead once said that to Betty, adding on "cuz you're a woman." The two got drunk and Jughead was about to go where no man (but Archie) had gone before, only for Betty to grow a set of teeth down there and bite off his pecker. Mutilated and embarrassed, he's now forced to collect garbage at night, under the light of Pacman.