Wednesday, April 15, 2009


For a second, I thought that was Alfred Hitchcock going up the escalator, but its just a purple lady amongst some other half-colorless stuff. I don't know why there's a lamp in the flea collar section, a flea collar section in a department store, or a man in the department store whose job is to hold a coat hanger full of flea collars for the one cat in the universe who shops for flea collars at the department store, but I do know that he's jacking off on the job. They look down on that in med school.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

why does he have duck feet?

Anonymous said...

Albert Hitchcock? Who the hell is that. I've hear of Alfred Hitchcock. Typo?

Paul Arrand Rodgers said...

Albert is his brother.

Even Stevens said...

Absolute perfection on this one. Funny as hell.