Sunday, July 27, 2008

Four Things About the Beach:

1. Water is sand.

2. Fishing lines don't snap taught when a fish jumps out of the water...they snap into a 90 degree angle.

3. Towels are sand.

4. Female cats, who usually prance around nude, are huge prudes at the beach, opting to don bikinis instead.

One Thing About Sprinklers:

1. They're great bukkake tools.


Anonymous said...

Wow... What a high quality expenditure of time! And you're so dedicated!

Here - have a pat on the back. I hope it means something to you, even if you didn't earn it for your own work.

Paul Arrand Rodgers said...

I have a team of monkeys typing this for me. They're very dedicated and deserve all of your praise.