I can't exactly tell what's what in this strip today, mainly because the secretary says "bait" as opposed to what's in the fucking Chineese take-out box. Is it sweet and sour pork? General Tso's chicken? That sleeping fish from Super Mario World?

I don't think that it's just worms in the box, because who in their right fucking mind would take worms to a vet? I'd like to nominate the cat wearing the purse, but again, I don't think you'd exactly describe worms, who have the sole purpose of wriggling around, as "listless and lethargic."

What's in the box?