Heathcliff's Owner-Man, jealous of his new neighbor's aptitude with dogs, decides to brainwash Heathcliff into thinking that he, too, is Man's Best Friend. This bends the laws of space, time, and sanity: Heathcliff becomes a hat, Owner-Man has an arm growing from his throat, and his throat-arm hasn't snapped from Heathcliff's weight.

Seriously...that cat is massive.