Respectfully submitted for your perusal: a Heathcliff comic strip. Height: None. You think these are printed? Weight: Heavy, man. Motive: To confound and confuse all who come across it, wherein hangs the tale, for in the panel above, a cat is feeling up a snowman, and two humans are pondering the fate of a sculpture garden outside of a building that says "Art Gallery" on the marquee, even though it isn't big enough to house humans, let alone sculptures. Confused? Confounded? Scared? You should be. You should be. This...is the Scary Door.