Heathcliff, on one of his many adventures through the local mall, noticed that the calendar store was having a 75% off sale, because calendars are useless as fuck and make for good gifts to people that you hate. Being as Heathcliff is a cat, he hates mice, and thusly bought one for the mice living in the GIANT fucking hole in the wall. Needless to say, if your mouse hole is big enough to fit a cat through, the mice should be gone. But Heathcliff is content to threaten his eventual victims...slowly torturing them until they're prime for the pouncing.

Threat of the Day: This calendar is heavy enough to crush you. Happy New Year's.