It's New Year's Eve, and what better way to celebrate than by dressing up like Abe Lincoln and playing the tuba? Owner-Man can think of a lot of things, like getting drunk and boning French Maid Owner Woman, or jumping over Pac Man. Jealous that he can't do any of these things, he yells at Heathcliff in front of his adoring public, who have no problems with the tuba playing, Lincoln mocking tabby cat who wears bunny slippers. Perhaps he's also a bit miffed that Heathcliff dropped the tuba on his leg, breaking his ankle. The funny way he walks has become the subject of much laughter, and as such, pisses off an already enraged man.

I can't wait to see who makes out with who tomorrow.