Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This was the strip two Monday's ago. TWO FUCKING MONDAYS AGO. Look...I'll fucking show you!



Oh yeah, a pepper shaker has been added, but honestly, this kind of cockbaggery is inexcusable. I'm going to die. I'm going to fucking die. But not before I go to New Jersey and kill Peter Gallagher. I'm not above ax murder. I'm not above making him spaghetti and boiling the noodles in Clorox. I'm not above ripping his fucking head off and shitting down his goddamn neck.

This is insufferable. This is egregious. My God, why have you abandoned me?