Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Heathcliff's journeys take him to a mall, where he is informed that being an animal in a mall results in a Technical Foul and a six week suspension. Citing the Rasheed Rule, Heathcliff gets into an argument with a Pimply Faced Referee who informs Heathcliff that he's only a sales clerk and doesn't know the slightest fucking thing about basketball. The stripes don't lie though...it'll be a long time before we see shopping's greatest warrior, Heathcliff, competing in the Mall Shopping League.

Is that a place? An actual place? Holy fucking fuck, color me excited! Now all we need is a joke that wasn't written ten years ago, and we're golden!

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