Heathcliff's lawer thought it'd be funny to draft up Heathcliff's New Years Resolutions, and boy were they right! In all the panels where Heathcliff can be seen, it looks like his face was stolen from Cathy, especially the one with his tongue hanging out. Also, what the fuck is with Marcy from Peanuts suddenly appearing. Is she some kind of Deus ex machina? "Oh fuck, somebody has to say something, and they can't just say it to themselves! I know! I'll just plug in Marcy! And I'll forget to draw hands! And I'll leave 'Schomey' with only two paws!"

When I realize there's a paycheck at the end of all that, I envy legacy comic artists.