EPIC SPIKE BEATING MANEUVER~!
Heathcliff and Spike decide to celebrate the holidays by beating each other like Agent Smith and Neo. Sadly for Spike, he has a glass jaw and is easily defeated by Heathcliff's Dragon Punch. After ringing his bell, Heathcliff brings out the wrapping paper and does a job worthy of a Malaysian sweat shop before dumping poor Spike at the feet of the Dog Catchers, who always seem to ignore the fact that Spike has a collar (hence the name) and a tag.
What the fuck kind of name for a cat is "Tiny Cat?"
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