Thursday, December 13, 2007

Heathcliff's preferred brand of mouthwash is Live Minnow, which his dentist doesn't seem to think is working very well, probably because it's impossible to gargle minnows and it's tough for live fish to clean between teeth.

At the same time, what the fuck does a dentist know about cat teeth? Did Heathcliff tell the doctor to open his mouth and say ahh? What's with the random loop, line, and drill? Why would a door say dentist, as if dentists don't have their own offices? Why are Swedish Fish flying through the air? Why is the sky blue, why is the grass green, and which two questions can you answer before your head explodes?

See ya'll in ten minutes.

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