I'm not quite sure where to place this. On one hand, the Hockey Hall of Fame seems to have moved from it's current location in a Toronto mall to the White House. On the other, the term "goon" hasn't been in use since 1994. It doesn't matter though, because a tabby cat weeps for the forlorn days when a man would get cheered for fucking up motherfuckers on the ice. Probert, Domi, the guys who didn't have names, Heathcliff would pour one out for you, if only he had a fake I.D. saying that he was a human.