Today's Heathcliff guest stars Wilford Brimley in a strip clearly designed to pander to the elderly folks among us who remember Willie Mays. Those that do will also remember that Willie Mays made spectacular plays in centerfield and will likely compare that to Heathcliff's spectacular move, which was likely just climbing up onto the couch and laying down. Thus, Heathcliff does not equal Willie Mays, and the intellegence of our nation's elderly has been insulted.