It's a gorgeous winter day, which is cause for Heathcliff to give the world his best Canadian grin. Why is he so happy? Because gorgeous winter days call for elbowing the fuck out of family members. What's this? Tripped up by a convict cousin? And he gets a fucking dragon punch from a dude in an eye patch? THEN THEY FUCKING DANCE?!? AND GET PENALIZED FOR IT?!? A PROPELLER CAP?!?

This is the greatest fucking comic strip ever. I wish my family had traditions like beating the fuck out of one another for a five minute major. If only.