For the purpose of today's awesome joke, Heathcliff's nose has migrated to the top of his head. A giant's penis has buried itself in Mr. Nutmeg's skull (causing immense pleasure), and an injured spider disguised as a propeller cap lays its eggs in Iggy's brain. This is a sure sign of the
apocalypse, which Heathcliff welcomes with a blast of his trumpet (sucks to be the city of
Jericho), and the church welcomes with the pealing of their bells. Iggy, for a change, is the only one who isn't crazy.
1 comment:
Interesting that although the barbeque has wheels, Mr Nutmeg had to build a sidewalk to it.
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