The last time I checked, men named Jack don't open up "salons." They're called Barber Shops, they have awesome poles, and feature barbers who cut hair in 'Nam. You go to a salon though? You expect your hair to come out silky smooth? Prepare to have your scalp slathered in some Chinese fucking lather that'll result in a gaggle of cloned cats growing where your hair and forehead and eyes should be.

You've been warned.