This is just like the origin of Daredevil. An old man wanted ice cream, but a toxic waste truck was merely playing the ice cream song. He was about to get drilled until Matt Murdoch pushed him out of the way to be first in line, temporarily causing him to eat toxic waste. Sadly, Heathcliff looks less than enthused at those prospects. Ben Afleck or Peter Gallagher? Tough choice.
In today's "Kitty Korner," we have some appallingly bad parenting. Can you spot it?