Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Heathcliff has identified the gene that determines whether you're a dog person or a cat person, and has devised an insane scanner to alert him to the entry of a new neighbor who likes Man's Best Friend, as opposed to Man's Most Useless Companion. As punishment for this, Heathcliff freezes his fucking face off.

I'm shocked he hasn't dressed as a Pilgrim and raped an Indian yet.

1 comment:

Caleb said...

I'd like to see that indian gag