Peter Gallagher, in an unexpected moment of humility, speaks to us through Heathcliff and Family, revealing the reason the strip just isn't funny: Gallagher's mind being possibly more in a state of atrophy than the dude who writes Marmaduke. Even Kitty Korner is devoid of fucking inpiration this week. Oh shit! A cat who likes the sink! Alert the presses!

I'll be impressed when Charlie catches Bin Ladin.

Or when Peter learns how to draw a level box.