Oh damn, it's the return of the HAM Helmet!!

Why? Well, because Heathcliff is an offensive coordinator who just so happens to play defensive line. Being a terrible coach, Heathcliff has allowed his playbook to be stolen by his French Maid Owner Woman (who goes from zero-to-pissed in 3 penstrokes), who fucking takes the time to homemake cat food when it's fairly obvious that the orange ball of dickery will eat anything - even the garbage. This is way more interesting than the issue of Good Housekeeping that French Maid Owner Woman and Recurring Neighbor were previously discussing.