Heathcliff straight up murdered yesterday's dog lover with the fire extinguisher, and got his trial pretty damn fast, with thanks to due process. Heathcliff got off without punishment, arguing that since he was two (40 years ago), he's a juvenile. I'm pretty sure that all "Terrible Two" jokes are best reserved for 40 years ago. And who dresses a fucking baby like that anymore?

Hopefully, Heathcliff's Owner's pizza was free. Fucking Hutz is always late.