Heathcliff is straight pissed because some fucking at the Elephant Ears stand explained to him that they weren't real elephant ears, just fried dough covered in sugar. Willing to give anything a try at least once, our hero attempts to pay in fleas, only to discover that the salespeople at the market were secretly giant fleas in human flesh (like Men in Black) and didn't take too kindly to that sort of thing, resulting in a flea vs. human bloodbath that only Heathcliff and his family walk away from.